"Huh?" the Bachelor said. "You're in a box that's bigger on the inside and you want to know how it works?" Well, that was super hot.
"Well, yeah," Sara said, as if it was the most natural thing in the world.
"It's just that...most people get all wobbly and have to sit down just by looking at it," the Bachelor said. He hoped that she would maybe suddenly realize and fall into his arms again. That was fun.
"Uh huh. What's this do?" She rapped her knuckles on the console a few times.
"Don't touch that!" said the Bachelor, to whom TARDISs were strange and mysterious objects (he'd only stayed in school for two years, after all).
"Quit messing around, Bach!" the Doctor snapped, giving the Bachelor the serious-business face as the Bachelor tried to pull Sara away from the console. "I've got to get the magnatomic neutrino inversion up and running or we'll never get a temporay stabilized. If we hurry we can transport everyone into the TARDIS and then shut down the experiments. Nikki, hand me those yellow cords, please, and plug them into those ports there. Sara, do you know how to work a flux nutation? Never mind, it's fairly straightforward--just turn those dials there until the intensity reads at .0005 or less. If we're lucky that will just "
"What can I do?" the Bachelor and Jamie said at the same time.
"It's alright," the Doctor said, in a suspiciously condescending voice, "We'll have this up and running in a moment."
This bit of news did not seem to surprise Jamie, who continued to cling to the Doctor as he flipped switches and pushed buttons on the console. It disheartened the Bachelor though, who just now remembered that the Doctor expressly forbade him from ever touching his TARDIS's console after that rather raucous stag party. Sure, he may have spilled a few Exelsior screwdrivers on a few important components, but that was a long time ago (or a long time coming, depending on how you looked at it). And now he was letting *them* play with it?
The Bachelor sat down on his overturned TARDIS in a huff, watching the girls and the Doctor work at the console as he muttered, "Sexist."
"Got it!" Sara shouted.
"Everything's ready to go," Nikki said.
"Everyone hold on! Geronimo!" the Doctor shouted, and the Bachelor just barely managed to hold onto his TARDIS as the Doctor's TARDIS lurched to one side.
"What happened?" Sara asked. "Did you transport everyone aboard the TARDIS?"
"I think so." the Doctor turned on one of the monitors as he fixed his bowtie, and tsked. "Oh, dear, I meant to transport them into the library, not the swimming pool. There must be a crossed wire somewhere..."
"Well, yeah," Sara said, as if it was the most natural thing in the world.
"It's just that...most people get all wobbly and have to sit down just by looking at it," the Bachelor said. He hoped that she would maybe suddenly realize and fall into his arms again. That was fun.
"Uh huh. What's this do?" She rapped her knuckles on the console a few times.
"Don't touch that!" said the Bachelor, to whom TARDISs were strange and mysterious objects (he'd only stayed in school for two years, after all).
"Quit messing around, Bach!" the Doctor snapped, giving the Bachelor the serious-business face as the Bachelor tried to pull Sara away from the console. "I've got to get the magnatomic neutrino inversion up and running or we'll never get a temporay stabilized. If we hurry we can transport everyone into the TARDIS and then shut down the experiments. Nikki, hand me those yellow cords, please, and plug them into those ports there. Sara, do you know how to work a flux nutation? Never mind, it's fairly straightforward--just turn those dials there until the intensity reads at .0005 or less. If we're lucky that will just "
"What can I do?" the Bachelor and Jamie said at the same time.
"It's alright," the Doctor said, in a suspiciously condescending voice, "We'll have this up and running in a moment."
This bit of news did not seem to surprise Jamie, who continued to cling to the Doctor as he flipped switches and pushed buttons on the console. It disheartened the Bachelor though, who just now remembered that the Doctor expressly forbade him from ever touching his TARDIS's console after that rather raucous stag party. Sure, he may have spilled a few Exelsior screwdrivers on a few important components, but that was a long time ago (or a long time coming, depending on how you looked at it). And now he was letting *them* play with it?
The Bachelor sat down on his overturned TARDIS in a huff, watching the girls and the Doctor work at the console as he muttered, "Sexist."
"Got it!" Sara shouted.
"Everything's ready to go," Nikki said.
"Everyone hold on! Geronimo!" the Doctor shouted, and the Bachelor just barely managed to hold onto his TARDIS as the Doctor's TARDIS lurched to one side.
"What happened?" Sara asked. "Did you transport everyone aboard the TARDIS?"
"I think so." the Doctor turned on one of the monitors as he fixed his bowtie, and tsked. "Oh, dear, I meant to transport them into the library, not the swimming pool. There must be a crossed wire somewhere..."