((OOC: As per usual, if I have anyone behaving out of character, please let me know and I will remedy!))
One long, grueling day of driving really took it out of you.
I mean,
really. Fourteen hours, if you added in rest stops for the herd of women they were carting around, quickly became seventeen hours. No human should ever have to endure that.
On the plus side, these hunters were entertaining company. As much as Elenna didn't want to be left "alone" with "strangers," every time some girl needed to go pee or freshen up their makeup or stop for a bite to eat (apparently convenience store snacks did not qualify as "real" food for most females), Rome switched cars.
It was nice to ride with Elenna and Allison in the Mustang--despite Elenna's generally terrible taste in music--without being worried sick or corpse-powder-sick or tripping-balls-sick, you know, for once. Elenna had stopped the whole talking-to-her-car thing which was getting annoying, so that was good. It was comforting to know that eventually the pain
did go away. He saw her shoving pictures and things into old boxes with weird markings on them, which was fine by him: best way to forget is to, well, forget. Himself, he only had mom's rosary anymore--no pictures--and half of him kept it for utilitarian reasons like this-thing-helped-me-take-down-a-skinwalker. She was all fun and games and played Justin Timberlake until both he
and Allison threatened to scalp her if she didn't turn it off.
Allison was definitely on the mend, though she still seemed a little emotionally shell-shocked. Rome noticed that she still kept her badge in her purse--which was going to be awesome when they needed to play federal agents once again!--despite the fact that it meant nothing now. Still, she held it together. She spent a good portion of the time quietly reading in a few of Elenna's books as Elenna rattled off page numbers like an encyclopedia: "Vampires, 31-4, 55, and 89."
In Kansas City he made everyone play musical cars until he ended up with Georgie and Lily in the pink Audi. He was terrified that he might end up being forced to listen to bubble-gum-pop and inhale nail polish the entire time, but was surprised and pleased to find Lily on his side more than she sided with the other girl. Which was awesome. He'd made Lily an honorary man after she belched louder than he was after a two-liter of diet coke, but then they
both punched him in the arm--much harder than he expected--and told him he was a chauvinist pig.
For which, presumably, by the time they reached Springfield he was exiled to the sausage-fest in Caleb's truck. The hot topic was guns for most of the ride, which Rome had a limited capacity for but could feign interest for a good hour or so simply on having practiced caring about these sorts of things when Rawson was in a rare mood to talk. That was the difference: Rawson usually said "Former Marine" if he said anything at all. Rome was perfectly fine telling himself he was an "Ex-Marine" (and yet, ironically, Rome
wasn't the one with an other-than-honorable discharge). There were far too many things in this line of business that were impervious to bullets, so it hadn't seemed worth it to Rome to keep up more than the standard sidearms in standard lead, silver and salt rounds. Apparently, he was alone in his opinion.
He managed to change the conversation briefly to foreign relations by pulling out all the Ruskie jokes his father had liked to teach him when mother wasn't around, but that didn't last too long, and pretty soon it was such-and-such steel-core round in such-and-such caliber blah blah repeating blah blah. He would almost rather hear girls complaining that they needed a manicure and a bikini wax and how it was so hard to find a tasteful swimsuit this season. No, yeah, he would
definitely rather be hearing about that.
Pleasant daydreams and
finally being allowed to control the radio saved him for the last leg of the trip, and they all pulled into Chicago. Rome turned down the music and pulled out his cell, mass-texting the whole group so that the Mustang and the Audi would be sure to get the message:
So it's a Motel 6. The third exit off the interstate, left, and you're there. Reservations for four rooms already made, under "Jake Jensen" if you get there before us, and already paid for. It's near the hunting ground but not in it, and should be out-of-the-way-enough for the likes of us. Catch you on the flip-side.