Liam grinned. “I’m already on it”, he said while reaching out for Jo’s hand. He kissed his daughters good bye and said bye to his dad and Ellen, although he had no idea that Ellen would apparently help Graham out with watching the girls, but that was a good thing because she really knew what to do and had much experience with little ones whereas Graham had less experience when it came to that.
“Where are you going?”, Liam asked when he noticed that Jo didn’t head to the garage.
“We’re taking Charles this time.”
“Your personal driver? Why?”
“Because we’re not driving to a random grocery store somewhere in town, we’re driving to the Jackson mansion, and believe me, it looks very bad when a woman drives a car and everyone will talk about me and-“
“I can drive.”
Jo raised an eyebrow. “Yeah, good joke, honey.”
“What?”
“If I’ll let you drive, we will never arrive. So let’s just get in the car and let Charles drive for once. After all, that’s his job.” Jo headed towards the expensive car that was waiting close to the entrance.
“Okay, okay”, Liam mumbled and got in the car, sitting next to Jo in the backseat. “Ehm…can I ask you something?”
“Sure.”
“So, how important are the Jacksons, like, really? Are they the average upper class snobs or what? Sorry, I still don’t know how the English upper class really functions, well, and Alfie doesn’t talk much about his family, so I don’t know a lot about them either. I just want to know how to behave when I’m there, like, can I talk with my accent?”
Jo scrutinized her husband with both eyebrows raised. “Oh no, the Jacksons are not the average upper class snobs, they are on top of the pyramid. They are not just upper class, they are upper upper upper class, you know? And Lord Jackson…he’s one hell of a scary man. He seems very nice on the outside, but he can destroy your entire life, your family, your reputation with just one wink of his eye, so you don’t want to mess with him.”
“I’m not planning to.”
“Good. And as for your accent…I know it’s hard to get rid of it completely, but try to speak a little more…ehm…English. Believe me, I hate saying that to you, you know how much I love the fact that you’re Irish, but you can trust me when I say when you’re invited in the Jackson mansion, you can’t afford to behave weirdly, and speaking with an Irish accent is considered weird.”
“I’ll just shut my mouth the entire day and don’t speak to anyone, period.”
“Well, that’s considered rude, and you don’t want to come across rude in the Jackson mansion.”
“Anything else?”, Liam asked sarcastically.
“Well, the typical; no improper behaviour, no writing with your left hand-“
“What?”
“Just don’t.” Jo took a deep breath and continued. “No rude jokes, no swearing-“
“But Alfie swears all the time. And makes really rude jokes.”
“Alfie is their son, that’s different. You, however, shouldn’t make inappropriate jokes in front of any member of the Jacksons, not even his sister, because she’s a snitch and would rat you out to her parents, believe me, she’s that kind of person.”
“How do I know who his sister is? It’s not like he has family pictures in his flat.”
“I’ll show her to you, don’t worry.”
Liam sighed. “Man, why are rich people so exhausting?”
Jo chuckled. “Try living with those people every day.”
“No wonder Alfie couldn’t wait to get his own place”, Liam mumbled, looking briefly at his Mickey Mouse watch.
Meanwhile
Ever since Ricky left, Alfie couldn’t relax at all, he was constantly getting up and walked around, carrying the whiskey bottle with him but he didn’t drink any. It took him about an hour when he gave up, put the bottle down, called his driver and was off to his parents’ house. He couldn’t leave Ricky completely alone among those awful people. Sure, there were some from Ricky’s social class as well since it was an anniversary where everyone from Oxford University was invited, but Alfie was sure Ricky would run into the worst of the people; including his family.
Alfie hated going home, no matter if it was just a normal Sunday lunch or a big event, going home was always like pulling teeth. The only thing he could hope was that everyone was too busy to really pay attention to him and just leave him alone. Hopefully.
When Alfie got out of the car, he decided to smoke first before he would get in there. He already felt the tension rising the closer he got to the entrance and he immediately had that urge to smoke again, so he got out a pack of cigarettes that he always brought along when he paid his family a visit, and looked for a hidden spot somewhere outside, but before he had the chance he ran into his sister who was also standing outside, smoking.
“Oh, look who the cat dragged in.” She raised her eyebrows when she noticed Alfie. “If that isn’t my baby brother…What the hell are you doing here? Did the boss call you personally, hm?”
“No.” Alfie lit his cigarette and stood next to Cecilia. They didn’t look similar at all, nobody would guess that they could possibly be related.
“You would never come here voluntarily, so what made you go?”
“I just didn’t want mother terrorizing me with phone calls, which she would do if I wouldn’t have come today”, he said, not mentioning the fact that the only reason he came was because he wanted to look out for the boy he cared about . “And you’re here why?”
Cecilia rolled her eyes. “Same reason as yours. I bloody don’t want mother to call me and yell at me why I didn’t come while I’m getting a facial.”
“Is grandmother here?”
“Oh, yes…” Cecilia lit a second cigarette. “That’s why I’m standing right here. She’s bloody horrifying today, I had to get a break.”
“She’s always horrifying”, Alfie replied dryly. “Where’s your fiancé?”
“Inside, talking with the men of Oxford’s rowing club. Speaking of fiancé…” Cecilia looked up to her younger brother who was a lot taller than her. “What did I hear about you and Mary-Alice?”
“Excuse me?”
“You know, the daughter of Lord Harrison.”
“I know who she is, she was in my school. We always called her ‘Mary’ because she was a bloody old virgin.”
“So you took her virginity, I guess?”
“No, I haven’t seen her since we graduated from school, and she’s like the most boring girl ever, I bet she wears ruffled underwear”, Alfie said sarcastically.
“Well, I heard mother talking about her…you know, as the possible future Mrs Alfred Jackson. Since I know this nun is obviously not your image of a future bride I already thought you might have screwed her and she ended up pregnant or something and you have to get married now.”
“What? No way in hell!”
“Well, then you better find someone and get married soon, because the moment I will get married all the attention will move over to you, do you know that? They won’t care about me anymore since I’m married, but they will pay attention to you and what kind of stuff is going on behind their back…”
Alfie rolled his eyes. “Like I care.”
“Oh, you will care, brother. The boss will make sure his only son is going to be his little puppet.”
“Just shut up.”
“No, you shut up.”
“Fuck you, Cecilia.”
“Fuck you right back, Alfred.”
“Alfie?” You came?”
Alfie almost froze when he heard Ricky’s voice behind him. He noticed that suspicious look on Cecilia’s face as she watched the younger boy. Alfie turned around. He had no other chance but to be rude otherwise his sister would know that something was going on between them.
“Why do you ask so stupid? Of course I came, this is my house after all.”
Ricky looked hurt, but he understood the message. His eyes wandered to the woman next to him. Was she one of Alfie’s countless affairs? She didn’t really look like his type, she was rather small and looked as if she had sucked on a lemon, and Alfie was quite picky with the girls he slept with, they always had to look pretty enough.
Cecilia looked at her brother again. “Who is this kid?” She now turned to Ricky again. “Did you get lost anywhere? Can’t you find your mommy?”
“He’s not that young”, Alfie said coldly. “He’s working at the university.”
“What? He doesn’t look older than fourteen.”
“Whatever, I’m going inside.” Alfie threw the remaining part of the cigarette on the floor and grabbed Ricky’s shoulder roughly to get away from Cecilia as fast as possible.
“Who was that?”, Ricky asked.
“My sister.”
“Seriously? You don’t look alike, not in the slightest.”
“And guess what, she’s the nicest in the family, you haven’t met the others yet, have you?”
Ricky shook his head. “So why did you come?”
Alfie couldn’t answer because the second he stepped into the building all attention was on him, and from every side came people he knew or his parents knew, and they pushed Ricky away so that they could all talk to him. There were so many people that Alfie quickly lost track of where Ricky was.