Rome lay in shocked silence as this woman rattled off the list of crimes, each one a notch on his soul. He couldn't even dredge up much of a reaction as she changed clothes in front of him--though he did raise his eyebrows in appreciation--especially at the pink lace--he had a pulse, after all, come on--though he sat up when she took mom's rosary from him and put it in a plastic bag like it was just a piece of frakking evidence than the only thing he had of hers. Which, okay, it was both. But he was going to get that back.
As she helped--dragged--him to his feet he couldn't ignore the cold sweat that broke out along his back and chest as she touched him, nor the uneasy feeling settling in the pit of his stomach. Neither went away. A briefer flash of panic raced through him that, hell, this could be the Skin Walker for all they knew, but no, she had handled the rosary easily enough. No, this--this--was a different level of dread. Rome had spent the past two years or so of his life coming to grips with terror, fear, discomfort, and all associated manifestations. But this was entirely different. This was...permanent. This meant he was going to feel crappy and afraid for the rest of his life. This wasn't the quick-ish death of getting drained by a vampire or devoured by a ghoul. This was a slow death of knowing things were out there that were killing people and you couldn't do a damn thing about it.
Now was the time to start wheedling. And begging. Like a f*cking dog.
"I-I can explain..." he began. His speeches usually started like this. It was formulaic, but opened people up to listen, even if it was the kind of openness with which one listened to a story about dragons and princesses.
"Save it for the court." She said, shoving him roughly into the car.
"That's just it, though," he said, intensely, fixing her with green eyes and jambing his leg in the car door so she couldn't--not necessarily wouldn't--close it. "If you don't listen to me, neither of us are going to see any trial."
"Get your foot in the car or I'm shooting it off, Remington."
Yeah, okay, it wasn't worth it.
Rome reluctantly folded himself into the back seat of the vehicle and waited until she got back in the car. Time to put the game-face back on. Act cocky. Raws would surely get worried in about...okay, 12 hours, but she didn't know that. You're not going to get anywhere by blubbering. When she got back in the car, he had a speech prepared.
"Okay, I'll work backwards. Since I'm on record, you may want to listen closely to this. First of all, you're missing a couple counts of grave desecration, but those were some very evil, pissed-off spirits we laid to rest, so I feel completely justified in those actions. Second of all, I f*cking loved my parents, so don't even go there. Ever heard of demon possession? Well, it happened to me. That's why I can't even remember ever committing crimes two through...whatever, up to the identity theft thing. Because, yeah, okay. We were hunting a doppleganger in Cincinatti, and I just figured turnaround was fair play, there. My bad. And, yeah, I'm totally willing to pay the fine for the BSG thing, it's just a friend hadn't seen it, and, so, yeah. And I am a sleaze. I'm perfectly okay with that."
"Do you know what you're doing?"
"In the back of a police--"
"FBI."
"Really? Well, that's unlucky. Sh*t. Really? Um," he laughed nervously. "Yeah, sorry about that. Didn't realize the real Feds were in town. Look, we're after a shape shifter here. A very special, incredibly dangerous kind of shape shifter called a Skin Walker. It literally takes people's skins and... Oh, hell, I gotta back up. Look, just. I know it looks like I'm the bad guy here, but you've gotta believe me. We're the good guys, we just happen to be following around some sick and twisted creatures, and the bodies left over look like us, but really we just kept more people from meeting the same fate." A horrible thought suddenly struck Rome. "Uh. I. Me. I do this. Alone. F*ck."
You did not just say that, you complete and utter moron. His only comfort, small though it was, but he could take what he could get, was that his phone was password protected, so they couldn't search any of the numbers or anything. Enough time for Raws, Elenna and the gang to get worried and skip town before the Feds cracked it. But of course she knew he had accomplices. She saw them in the bar.
Frack my life.