Whoa, whoa, whoa…this was all getting…way too much!
What. The. Hell?!
First of all…Leo naked…as in really naked! Oh. My. God.
Willow didn’t have words for it. This was…he was…OH. MY. GOD.
She didn’t want to look, but he got undressed so unexpectedly that she didn’t even have time to cover her eyes. She already saw more than enough. Seriously, what was he thinking, getting undressed like this in front of her? Was that normal for him? Was he even thinking at all? Maybe he grew up in some sort of brothel where it was normal for people to get undressed…or maybe not. Honestly, she couldn’t picture this socially awkward guy growing up in a brothel. She couldn’t picture Leo as a child at all, he probably came out of his mother’s womb huge and grumpy. Well, yeah, she couldn’t picture him as a little child at all…but she sure as hell could picture him now, his body and…holy shit, he was hot! Yeah…sure, he was a weird guy, but that didn’t mean that his body wasn’t smoking and totally out of this world. Willow thought of her girlfriends, and all of them would swoon at the sight of him. Nobody would care if he smiled or not, someone with that body definitely got attention among her friends. He was insanely attractive, even though she didn’t want to admit it, but denying it was completely ridiculous. Come on…have you seen this guy?! And without clothes…so yeah, no denying. She really didn’t have words, she felt too much excitement rushing through her body. It was very hard to get Willow speechless- but he managed to do so, just by taking off his clothes. Holy smokes…
And then he lay down next to her. Well, there was still a safe distance, but still…she could feel the heat of his body under the blanket. Or maybe it was just her feeling hot? Whatever, she needed to calm herself down, and she needed to know what the hell he had been thinking.
“So, you’re doing that with all girls to get them into bed?”
He didn’t respond immediately. “Excuse me?”
“I don’t know…if this is some kind of trick to get women into bed, it’s not working on me, okay? It might work on all the ignorant little girlies you might have tricked, but I’m not that kind of girl.”
“I have no idea what you’re talking about”, he replied dryly.
“Well…I mean…getting undressed like that and showing off, that’s obviously-“
“You’re completely delusional”, he grumbled. “I just changed into my nightgown, is there anything wrong about that?”
An awkward silence followed. She wanted to tell him how insanely weird it was for a guy to just get undressed like that in front of a stranger , but she was pretty sure he wouldn’t get a word of what she was saying. Oh man, that guy was a piece of work!
She tried to think of something else than…eh…his body, when Leo pointed out the fact to her that red-heads were seen as witches back in the old days. And there it was again, this well-known feeling of getting annoyed by him for being such a smarty-pants - and a grumpy one on top of that.
“Thanks for telling me, but I already knew that”, she replied sarcastically, her face turned to the opposite direction.
“Good. Just making sure.”
Willow sighed. “Nobody is going to burn me just because I have red hair.”
“Well…you definitely have the potential of being burned, not just because of your natural hair color but also because you’re different than most of the other women.”
“Different meaning…?”
“You can’t shut up.”
She bit her lip. “Oh yeah…you know what? I don’t think that- oh shit!”
“What?”
Silence.
“Oh Shit!”
“What is it?” Leo finally turned around, actually looking concerned, but Willow just sat up, looking more than pissed, then she took a deep breath.
“Awesome!”
“Can you be a little more precise?”
She rolled her eyes. “There’s a…ehm…issue…”
“What kind of issue?” Leo actually seemed really worried and had obviously no idea what was going on.
“I’m eh…’surfing the crimson wave’…”
Now he looked totally confused at her. “What?”
She sighed. “It’s a quote from Clueless, have you ever watched that movie?”
Leo just stared at her. He obviously hasn’t watched it yet. Obviously.
Willow got up, this was so super awkward, even for someone as confident as she was.
“I guess they didn’t have any lady products in the old days, right?”